wife noun \’wif\
- A woman who loves you unconditionally, does not ever judge and gives great advice. A woman you admire and look forward to seeing every day. A woman who could recite your medical records and will listen to you complain about the same things endlessly, not because she has to, but because she actually cares.
- A person who has lotion that smells nice at her desk for when your hands are itchy.
- An expert on the life cycle of an eyelash and holder of other useful bits of knowledge you sometimes need to know.
- Brave, tall, striking, and perfectly coiffed.
- Sometimes, the only person you want to talk to.
[I wrote this a while ago and never published it. Now it’s kind of sad. The past two weeks have been the longest, loneliest two weeks.]